carasidhe:

sir-degare:

In response to @radioactivepeasant‘s post on how humans are the fair folk of the universe…

• Never let yourself be lured into one of their “nightclubs.” A place where delight turns to mania, they say that humans spend eternity dancing beneath blinding lights in a constant state of frenzy. Once you have entered, they will not allow you to leave. 
  
• Be warned. Time moves strangely when in the Human world. Keep an eye on the hours, else you’ll find you’ve gone through an entire day in a handful of minutes. As the chilling Human saying goes; Time Flies when you’re Having Fun
• Do not play their games. Humans are known tricksters and their “games,” while first appearing innocent, can quickly become deadly.
  
• see: “Bloody Knuckles”, “Russian Roulette”, “Monopoly”
  
• Be wary when seeking help from a human. While it is true that many are benign and will not accept payment for their aid, most will require equal recompense for their time. 
  
• on that note, Humans do not enjoy being in debt to another. Not accepting payment for services rendered will insult and anger them.
• If you are in the company of humans, be cautious when leaving. They will try and persuade you to stay. Be wary of the phrase “just one more…” You will not be seen again.
  

Tread with caution when interacting with humans. They are fickle and vain creatures. Be wary when seeking their favour, for it is for their own enjoyment that they indulge you. 

You have to watch out for humans…

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foggysuggestion:

in 2019 we will take NO shit!!!!!!! we will become our TRUEST selves!!!!!!!!!!! toxicity?? dont know her!!!! we’re about to be full on LIVING out here🤘🤘😤😤😤

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ingek73:

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beardedchrisevans:

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

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“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

Shout out to Harry Hill

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

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smallest-feeblest-boggart:

post–grad:

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

the url makes this so much funnier 

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femaleheroes:

A-MA-ZING

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violettherainwing:

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skarchomp:

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

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velourdyke:

Our current top 6

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punkjabi:

spider-woman is tall british and sexy… jameela jamil is ALSO tall british and sexy… need i say more?

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